Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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