If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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