i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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