If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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