Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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