doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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