It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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