Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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