dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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