also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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