You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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