I am spending my child support on dildos
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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