butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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