Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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