This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
