Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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