I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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