YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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