I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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