she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
it glows. i had to have it.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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