Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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