I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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