Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
