So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There was a lot of him and a little penis
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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