just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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