i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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