so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
And then he peed in my hair
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