Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
vagina is talking i cant
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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