I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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