sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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