Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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