Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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