So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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