oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it's great music for shaving your balls
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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