i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My dick has a subreddit
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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