kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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