Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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