She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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