Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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