I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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