They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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