from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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