best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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