he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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