Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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