There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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