No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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