and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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