If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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