did you get engaged???
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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