let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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