Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
